Markcpizzolato-Lost in Louisiana

Well INXS has chosen a new lead singer to replace their lead singer Michael Hutchence, who was found dead in a Sydney Australia hotel room back in 1997. I hate to tell you this guys, but in all honesty with Michale's death, you  are really no longer the band, "INXS", and now you pick a lead singer, J.D. Fortune from Canada, a guy that hid his vocal range by constantly changing the arrangements on songs! Now, I see where the first single will be "Pretty-Vegas", supposedly written by J.D. Fortune,which  is now supposedly co-written by another member of the band? J.D., if you let INXS get credit for half of your song, then you're a complete "dumb-ass"! INXS, you guys had your day, great records, etc, etc, but you are no longer the band "INXS", just a bunch of "over-the-hill rockers"! 

 

J.D. Fortune of Canada, new INXS lead singer, what a joke!

I live in North Louisiana, far from the gulf, but yesterday, we caught hell from hurricane "Rita"! Windy all day in Shreveport, with limbs falling down all around, I felt as though I was in a horror movie. I, mean the rain, the wind, the rain, the wind, the rain, the wind just pounded my neighborhood for hours! I have been through three tornadoes, and just the wind from a hurricane is unbearable! I just don't see how those were able to stand the pounding of "Katrina" in south Louisiana, and all along the gulf coast! You just have to go through something like this,to see what I'm talking about! Man, Ole, man., what a day, what a night, it was yesterday in good Ole Shreveport town!

Just think America, we love our anorexic movie stars. The women that are in movies are so skinny, that they are getting harder and harder to watch. Anorexic movie stars such as Renee Zellweger, Laura Flynn Boyle, Terri Hatcher, and the young ones are even going anorexic, like Lindsay lohan, Nicole Richie, and Just think America, we love our anorexic movie stars. The women that are in movies are so skinny, that they are getting harder and harder to watch. Anorexic movie stars such as Renee Zellweger, Laura Flynn Boyle, Terri Hatcher, and the young ones are even going anorexic, like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Bridget Moynihan to name a few! It's out of control, ladies gain some weight, or you'll be living a short life on this old earth of ours!! It's out of control, ladies gain some weight, or you'll be living a short life on this old earth of ours!

Anorexic Bridget!

 

Terri Hatcher, put your clothes back on!

Nicole Richie, is she black or white? Can someone help me with this?

I knew that Renee and Kenny's marriage was doomed from the start, she's into herself, and will never gain weight! Renee looks like a little boy, and she is very anorexic! The problem with Kenny and Renee's marriage is that he had the guts to tell Renee to gain some weight! The fact of the matter is that she is so scared to gain a little weight, and if she were to gain weight, she might not receive any more movie roles. Poor Renee, and Kenny, you should be down on your knees thanking God, that she left you, find a woman with some meat, and a one with a body! Don't be married to a little boy!

Loook! A little boy!

Kenny, thanking God, Renee left him! 

My recommendation to you, is not to purchase Dish Network. If you must leave cable, I highly recommend that you choose Direct TV. Direct TV offers a little bit better service, but to be honest, they both suck! But, if you must have a satellite dish, go with Direct TV, they are the lesser of the two evils!

The New Orleans Saints are Louisiana, and therefore should stay in Louisiana. Commissioner Tagliabue is wanting to place a team in Los Angeles, so badly, that he is willing to sell his soul to the devil, and move any existing team to Los Angeles, for the purpose of generating more revenue, and Tagliabue could care less about the fans that have stood by the Saints since 1967! I don't believe a team can make it in Los Angeles, if they are transplanted from another city, especially New Orleans!  Look at the suffering that the Saints fans have gone through. America will frown on the NFL if they were to move the Saints! That would be stupid! What Taglibue needs to do, is to form a new team in Los Angeles, so that the fans will embrace them as a Los Angeles team, and not a transplanted team! Look at the Raiders, they failed in Los Angeles, as well as the Rams, that had to move to St. Louis. I really don't believe that any team will ever make it in Los Angeles! Tagliabue, eventually, the bottom fall out, and it will! The NFL needs to get it's act together, and work at keeping teams in their NFL cities, and not always try to move them! Benson sell the team, to Louisiana, or sell the team to a Louisiana business owner, that will keep them here in our state where they belong!

Tagliabue would sell his soul to move the Saints to Los Angeles!

Benson sell the team to Louisiana!

Geraldo Rivera is a "no-good-low-down-Yankee-reporter" that hasn't a clue on how it is in the south! His coverage of New Orleans was disgraceful! He should get another job, maybe in the "porn-business", we all know he marries the "young-chicks"! If Geraldo never comes back to New Orleans, that would be just fine with me! What a "dweeb" he is! The "big-nose" of Geraldo! He is a disgrace to the media!

Nancy Pelosi is the most "ill-mannered" human being on the planet! She is only electable in California, and she is "wacky"! She is always criticizing the President! To Nancy Pelosi, the president could do no right! Nancy, you need to retire from being a politician, you have no class, and you  would be better off managing a restaurant or something, or maybe even driving a cab. Nancy Pelosi is missing a flight of stairs! If Nancy Pelosi can fix everything, and it's so easy, then why doesn't she run for the "Presidency"? Pelosi is only electable in California!

Look at this "nasty-asty"!

Dear God, it is so sad about all of those who are dead and dying in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama. That hurricane "Katrina" was one heck of a storm, and many people are still dying. I pray that you comfort those that are still missing, family friends, and just loved ones. Dear God, I live in, and love Louisiana, and hope that those that are still suffering, don't have to suffer too long.

Brooke Burke looks OK, but her looks are suspect, she is married to a plastic surgeon after all, and those "boobies", I don't think are real? What is real about Brooke?

 

Brooke has fake "boobies", or maybe she is just a "boob"? What do you think?