Markcpizzolato-Lost in Louisiana

I'm a Louisiana native, and in my forty-nine years living here, I have never seen such a "catastrophic" such as this, as what took place in New Orleans! The folks in Louisiana need you help, especially New Orleans, please contact the American Red Cross!

This morning "Hurricane Katrina" started pounding New Orleans, and it was bound to happen that a major hurricane would someday inflect damage on a city that is below sea-level. I love New Orleans, and if you have been there a time or two, you'll understand what I'm saying. The French-Quarter is nice to see, but the food, the sights, like St.Louis Cathedral, are great places to see and visit. I only hope that not too much damage is not done to that great city. 

My suggestion to Arianna Huffington, is to hire a voice coach, an interpreter, so that Americans can understand what she is saying! She spews anger, and makes no sense at all,and these talk shows have her on, just to make fun of her, that is my way of thinking about it. Huffington's husband went gay, and I personally think it was because during sex, she wouldn't shut-up! Huffington has a blog, and she has many people of influence writing about how bad the world is, how bad President Bush is, etc, etc, etc! I think that until Huffington-Puffington can learn how to communicate in English, that maybe she should go back to her native homeland of Greece, and stay there until her speaking and her attitude gets to be a little better! Yea, Huffington-Puffington has her league of fans, that are just as "wacky" as she is! I was born in America, third-generation Sicilian, and can speak proper English, but Huffington-Puffington is from Greece, and did not grow up in America, so she's kind of lost in translation. I say, learn to speak proper English, before opening your mouth, and learn to write it as well! Poor Huffington-Puffington, she'll never get it right, will she? She has her blog, but that's about al she has, except, for maybe money from her ex-husband.  

This is one ignorant broad!

Why is the world so worked up about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie? I, mean look at these two, if it was not for plastic surgery on Aniston's nose, then she would either be a waitress or selling real estate! Angelina Joile looks as though she's had "boob-job", and they placed the "boob" in the place of her brain! Now, what Aniston & Jolie have in common , is one thing, and that is they have had the weenie from Brad "the Pitts", and that joker must be hung like a "Jersey-Bull", to have those those two ladies fighting over him. Aniston, let it go, you'll find your Jimmy Durante someday, and Angelina Jolie will eventually go back to Billy-Bob, the bar, most probably, not the actor.

Angelina sun-bathing, showing off the fake-boobies!

Jennifer, thinking about the weiner.

 

Brad, thinking about Africa.

I think Pat Robertson got it all wrong, and I think what he was trying to say, and what he should have said was this,(to keep it biblical) "We should go in
with the jawbone of an ass and whip Hugo Chavez to death." Now, doesn't that sound better?

This morning on the CBS Morning Show, Renee Syler did a piece on how older women, are chasing younger men! Oh, my GOD, what is going to happen to the world? Is it going to come to an end? I think it's great if some older woman, can wrap up a younger man. It's a physiological thing, and it's most probably just about the sex!

I would like to thank those folks who thought about satellite radio. I worked in radio for some twenty-six years, and I must say that local radio, especially in this town where I live is so-bad, that I'm unable to listen! You would not believe how bad radio is in Shreveport Town! Anyway, in my big-ass van, I have satellite radio, and I love it! If you have not purchased satellite radio, at least check it out!

This is my "big-ass" van which has my satellite radio in it! It's big and cool!

So, Madonna, fell off a horse, poor horse! I tell ya', Madonna, (whose real name is not Madonna) is a hack, a has been, a career is over "material-girl"! I have never purchased any of that broad's records and never will! Madonna is now into writing children's books, and I guess after parents don't go out in flocks to buy these books, she'll start writing books about her sexual fantasies? Who knows, who cares? I place the Madonner in the category with Demi Moore, who digs the younger man. I bet one day, that Guy Richie will leave Madonna for another young "hot" babe, and leave Madonna writing books about how young guys will break your heart!

UGH-MADONNA! You can have her!

Paris Hilton is the kind of gal that you don't really want to take to meet mom and dad(especially dad). Paris is dating some cat named "Paris", and he's an aire to a shipping fortune, and they are supposedly in "love"? Now, Paris is a young gal, that has been in home-made "porno-flick", was also in the horror movie, "House of wax", but you know what, I just don't see any beauty in this babe! I mean, what is the big deal about Paris Hilton? She is a young broad, with just too much time on her hands! There is a really good chance that the other Paris will get smart and marry some Greek babe, since he is Greek, or maybe he's a "geek"? Yea, maybe, he's a "pencil neck-geek", and not a Greek? But, think about it, anyone in their right-mind, would not marry the "nasty-asty", Paris Hilton. I'm an old man, and I think I would turn her down! Yikes!

I love the movie, "Shane", and I really love the movie, "Napoleon Dynamite"! It has to be one of the best movies that I have seen in years. The writers, and the director did a great job on portraying how it must be to live in a small town, this time in Idaho. The actors stayed in character, and it even has Hillary Duff's sister in this movie, playing the role of Summer Wheatly. I highly recommend this movie, it is one that you can watch over and over, again, and again, and find something new each time you watch it! The lead actor Jon Heder was only paid a 1000 bucks for the lead role, and the movie has made close to 50 million. I say, "check-it-out"!