June 26, 2005

Nicole Kidman-"Bewitched"

I love most movies with Nicole Kidman, not only is she a beautiful lady, but she is also a fine actress. I'll never understand why Tom Cruise left a beautiful woman like that? The movie "Bewitched" is OK, but not really what I expected. The writer, Nora Ephron could have done a much better job on the script, than just writing the one she did. Nicole Kidman came across and you truly believed that she was a witch, a beautiful one at that. Will Farrell, one of my favorite actors did a really god job of being an "into-all-about-yourself-actor", and it came across that way. I would recommend this movie, simply for the fact that it's a feel-good love story type of movie/comedy.
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June 22, 2005

Durbin apologizes for Gitmo remarks

This guy is a moron!
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June 17, 2005

Hollywood Super-powers?

I heard Julie Chen say this morning, that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are engaged, and it's now the merging of "Hollywood Super-powers"! I cannot believe that Julie Chen who is married to Les Moonves said that! I say boycott all Tom Cruise movies! I am, what a joke! Nicole Kidman must be embarrassed for Tom, for he's a moron! Where is Katie Holmes mother and father, or is she an orphan?
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Super Heroes

I'm a bit confused about super heroes. Let's take Superman. If  Superman was from another planet, then everything about him would be "super". So, he would have to be able to have "super bathroom sessions", "super-sex", just to name a few. Spiderman has never let us know how he made that fabulous outfit. There are a lot of questions about "super-heroes", and we need to figure it out! I think maybe Tom Cruise thinks he's a hero, and is from another planet?
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Tom Cruise is a moron

Tom Cruise is now engaged to Kate Holmes, and to quote Tom,"It was early this morning at the Eiffel Tower, so I haven't slept at all," he said. "Today is a magnificent day for me, I'm engaged to a magnificent woman." Tom is engaged to an innocent kid! I have lost all respect for Tom Cruise! I bet if we were to know the real reason why he left Nicole Kidman, we would really hate the guy!
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Spears, Hilton Sisters, and Jessica Simpson

Spears turned out to be a freak of nature. The Hilton sisters are posing nude, and who cares? Jessica Simpson can almost sing, but it's hard to look at the best parts of Simpson's body, when she starts jerking that head around. Paris Hilton is a bleach-blond babe that is marrying someone with the same first name as hers, so, I guess in fact she's in love with her self, and trying to date herself? Nicky and Paris Hilton need to thank God that they were blessed with money, for if they had none, they would no-talent no-bodies!
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You might be from Louisiana, if.....

YOU MIGHT BE FROM LOUISIANA IF...........

1. You've ever wore shorts at Christmas time.

2. You pronounce Lafayette as "Laffy-ette" not "La-fay-et."

3. Yo! You learned to drive a boat before you could drive a car.

4. You know the meaning of a "Delcambre Reeboks" (that would be a pair of all white fishing boots).

5. You offer somebody a "Coke" and then ask them what kind: Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, 7Up?

6. You can name all of your 3rd-cousins.

7. LSU football.

8. You greet people with "Ha's ya momma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!"


9. Every so often, you have waterfront property.


10. When giving directions you use words like "uptown", "downtown","backatown", riverside", "lakeside!", "northshore", "westbank!", "down the bayou" or " 'cross the river".

11. When you refer to a geographical location "way up North," you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold!"

12. Your burial plot is six feet over rather than six feet under.

13. You've ever had Community Coffee.

14. You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it (also, Natchitoches [pronounced Nack-uh-tish],Thibodeaux, Opelousas, Pontchartrain, Ouachita, Atchafalaya, etc.).

15. You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.

16. You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used. (Amen) You Got dat rite.


17. The waitress-hop tells you a fried oyster po-boy dressed is healthier than a Caesar salad.


18. You know the definition of "dressed."


19. You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.

20. The smell of a crawfish boil turns you on more than HBO.

21. You "wrench" your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.


22. You're not afraid when someone wants to "ax you something."


23. You go by "ya-mom-en-'dems" on Good Friday for family supper.


24. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.


25. You don't realize until high school what a "county" is.


26. You believe that purple, green and gold look good together (and you will even eat things those colors).


27. You go to buy a new winter coat (what most people refer to as windbreakers).

28. Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.

29. You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team. (Geaux Zephyrs).

30. You have a ditch on at least one side of your property.
 
31. You have spent a summer afternoon on the Lake Pontchartrain seawall catching blue crabs.

32. You describe a color as "K&B Purple."

33. You like your rice and politics dirty.

34. When given the choice for governor between a KKK leader and Edwin Edwards, it's a difficult decision.

35. You pronounce the largest city in the state as "Nawlins."

36. You know those big roaches (waterbugs) can fly, but you're able to sleep at night anyway.
 
37. You prefer skiing on the bayou.

38. You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.

39. You realize the rain forest is less humid than Louisiana.

40. You can list all the ingredient's of a gumbo or a jambalaya.

41. You go to the "boat", but you don't plan on spending any time over water.

42. When you're in Baton Rouge you know the difference between the old bridge & the new bridge.

43. If you ever had to wait for the bridge to "come down" so you can get home.


44. If you pull for the Saints (who else would)?

45. If you've ever been to a wedding and someone either danced in a #3 washtub or with a broom! and this was considered normal.

46. You make your groceries, or, wash your dishes,or, have an icebox.

47. You can't think of anybody that can cook better than your momma.

48. You know when it's appropriate to use "Tony Chachere's" (anytime!!!!).

49. You know an old person that can "treat" you for warts.

50. The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, crab and King Cake.

51. You know the difference between Moon Landrieu and Moon Griffon and know neither is tied to a celestial event. (And know that Mary is Moon Landrieu's daughter, not his widow.)

SEND THIS TO EVERYBODY WHO KNOWS YOU ARE  FROM LOUISIANA - OR CAME FROM LOUISIANA THEMSELVES  ------- THIS IS TOO TRUE!!!

 
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June 15, 2005

All in all the new batman movie, entitled, "Batman Begins" is really a great movie, Katie Holmes acting is suspect? I had a hard time during the movie understanding her dialog. Maybe Tom can help her out a bit?
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Outlook Express from Microsoft

I was having the worst luck with my Microsoft Outlook, one problem after another. I solved my problem! I got rid of it! I now use Eudora, and it is great! I highly recommend it! Check it out, www.eudora.com...

 

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Penis Study

The Study

    In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a Penis
was bigger than the rest of it.

    After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason
the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure
during sex.

    After Harvard published the study, Yale decided to do their own.
After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

    Mississippi State, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted
their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they
concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting
him in the forehead.
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